Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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