You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
