Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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