Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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