so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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