problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did I show you my penis last night?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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