That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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