I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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