Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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