these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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