yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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