two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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