OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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