My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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