If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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