discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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