Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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