Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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