She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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