i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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