cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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