Do vagina's smell?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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