I heard we made out
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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