its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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