He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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