Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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