I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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