I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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