If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just want nice things and good sex
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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