Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Success! We fucked roommates!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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