Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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