i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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