dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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