Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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