his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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