she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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