my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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