i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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