i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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