somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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