Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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