That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am never drinking with the goths again.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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