So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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