NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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