oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
