According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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