Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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