On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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