Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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