Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
