Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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