windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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