this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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